Because most of the time my pants don’t fit right, then it looks like I’m sagging. Like wth. I just stand there envying at girls with their pants fitting correctly.
Haha, Omg. I miss you too ateh<3 And everyone has memories with that song. LMAO(:
- Physically Fit: I need me a shawty who can move her/his hips. You gotta lean w/ it rock w/ it & snap w/ it. Pop, lock, and drop. Don’t forget to get low w/ it and rock the hips. Lean w/ it and roll. Hahaha, Tahitian babiesssss. I think it’s also a big turn on if you can do the following: tamau, imua, muri, varu, hura, afata, faarupu, tahape. I want a lover that’ll do this shit in the bedroom. Make me feel good. Nawhsayin’? I mean, I can’t have you grindin’ on me helluh boring now. Just thrusting your hips up and down? Oh hell nawh, add some spice in this shit. Instead of thrusting up and down, make a figure eight while you thrust, ohhhh babbyyyy, I will be your husband, baby. I promise. Hahaha!
Baby got skills: Ouuu baby, you don’t gotta be good at it. You don’t know how? Dont worry, shawty. I’ll teach you one step at a time. Singing, drawing, playing an instrument, juggling, etc. Aslong as you know how to do some of it. & work hard. I think it’s a big turn on because I like productiveness. Productive people actually get somewhere in life. I can’t have my baby be a lazyass bitch snackin’ on some bigass bag of chips on the sofa in the living room. Oh hell nawh! I ain’t feedin’ your ass anywhere till’ you get productive. You can sing me to sleep, or when we’re makin’ love— wait. Who sings when they’re making love? Hahaha, nawh. S’all ghuud. Lemme just play some Trey Songz while we sexin’. Cohs’ then you’ll be inspired to re-invent sex. Getit? Lmao.
Sweet and Simple: You don’t gotta be the cutest boy on the block— SIIKE! Nigga, lemme be blunt. Haha, if you ain’t cute, I’m sorry. You ain’t got no chance. I might be a jerk for this, but babbyyyyyyyyy— I’m just being honest. You gotta be some sort of attractive. You gotta be sweet. Call me! Text me. Randomly. Tell me how you feel. Write me notes. Wrote me posts. Videos and pictures of us! Ask me how I’m doing. Be sweet by remembering what I say. When we first met. When we first kissed. My birthday, my favorite color, etc. I mean, I can’t have a sourass bitch of a lover. C’mon. What the fuck, you forgot when we started going out? Oh shit, thass it we’re through. Imma just cut it off like that. Simple, I don’t need you wearing the fanciest or the newest thing. I just want you to be you. I don’t want you to impress me with all your glitz and glamour. I just want you to let your color bursts. Because, if you start dressing up like everyone else, most likely— I will get bored and uninterested because you look like everyone else. So, stand out. Not too much tho’.
Trololololol, I can do all those tahitian moves(: So much for being in an advanced class last year -thumbs up-
Lol, i love my cousin
When a girl has a boyfriend, she would like it very much if other females would hop off his dick. When it comes to her boyfriend, all the girls she sees him talking to or talking to him is an enemy. When it comes to her boyfriend, she doesn’t get jealous ‘cause it’s not him that she doesn’t trust, it’s the other girls she gets upset ‘bout ‘cause she’s afraid she’ll lose him.
Don’t question it. I wouldn’t say it to you if I didn’t mean it.